I swear, if I don’t have a heart attack by the end of this series, I will be thoroughly surprised.

annadream:

Regular season: I’m not a fan of that player but I respect his skills and he seems like a decent human being.

Playoffs: DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE I’MA BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS IF YOU SCORE AGAIN

bonniesueee:

Sorry school I’ve got more important things going on right now, like the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

brook:

spoiler alert: every single goddamn person on this planet is problematic in some way, because everything is terrible. congratulations. you’ve been enlightened with the secrets of the universe