Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
this is my favorite thing
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.